The Story of Phillippa Snort The (Ugliest) Whore who Lives In Hackney.

Phillippa Snort is one of those English girls, who despite being 34 (ten years ago) gained all her wisdom from a sofa.

Phillippa Snort is one of those English girls who is so fucking ugly and a pest, that you can’t help being nice to her.

Phillippa Snort is NOT the smartest peanut in the turd, is nor very smart, and thinks this means she is better than everyone else when really, it just makes her appear like she has Special Educational Needs.

Or is genuinely, full of shit.

This makes being Phillippa Snort’s friend EXTRA exciting cos you don’t need to do anything at all to completely embarrass the woman.

After trespassing her PIMPS (Tyler Brown’s) flat in 2013, Phillippa decides that she is so much better than everyone else cos she’s over ten years older, and assaults me to trespass the property.

I never complained about this ‘common assault’ mainly because, Phillippa thought she was so fucking cool, she could trespass PIMP Tyler Brown’s flat and smoke his weed for free but unfortunately, ended up taking the WRONG spliff out of Tyler Brown’s ash tray.

By the time I get upstairs, it’s too late… Phillippa snort has taken 2 puffs of medication about 11 x stronger than Heroine and is rolling on the floor like a squealing pig.

“Ah Jenny tried to kill me” Phillippa tells PIMP Tyler Brown WHAT a joke, the woman is meant to be over ten years older than me, did no one tell her to NOT pick drugs out of a bin and put them in her mouth (?)

Last I heard, Phillippa is looking for multiple ways to kill me, out of jealousy and vengeance, cos really, we all know, she’s just a stupid cow.

Phillippa Snort used to live in Hackney cos as a boring, ugly, dumb English bitch, she thought she could ‘stand out’ and cut her professional whore teeth in this area but even according to Hackney standards, Pimp Tyler Brown and his Niggers, did not want to fuck her or even talk to her.

Mainly because she thought she was the only one, which made everyone cringe and laugh, in her face sometimes.

She now lives with her sister and kids for free cos she can’t afford to pay her own rent, even whilst working full time for a pharmaceutical company…

Typical futile piece of British shit.

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