Karmela the Fat whore from Italy.

Karmela the Fat whore from Italy.

‘… I guess you could say, she is so thick, her mum had to name her after a syrup…’


Karmela is one of those italian girls, who is so fat and stinky, you’d think she was a farmer.

She also has dirty feet with sand in her shoes, despite, clearly, never having been to the beach.

Karmela is actually, so fat, she’s not fat, her belly actually hangs, over her fanny, she is what we call ‘morbidly obese’.


This comes, through something called Gluttony, 1 of the 7 deadly sins.

Gluttony is basically where you eat and drink so much and feed your ego or ‘belly’ instead of your mind, because you are greedy and sinful.

And dumb.

Even without alcohol, this woman is already bizet.

In her spare time, Karmela likes to have sex with lots of different men who buy her clothes, each new guy or fuck is a ‘score’ she says and she throws her fist into the air to demonstrate this.

Despite this, as you may already be able to tell Karmela still struggles to make herself interesting.

For this reason, Karmela decides to copy me, and move to a new country and get a job and do a degree in Russian because one day I accidentally left my dad’s laptop on itunes and it was playing Rosetta stone.

I have no interest in the Russian language whatsoever and no ambition to learn it.

Aware, that I make this woman feel insecure and self conscious, I tell Karmela she is ‘beautiful’ to make her feel better about herself.

Unfortunatley, Karmela ACTUALLY believes this because she is so self obsessed and becomes ‘obsessed’.

Unfortunately it is better to try to be yourself, as everyone else is taken.

This never occured to Karmela , so I imagine this has merged into some form of personality disorder, mental health problem, or mania, which is what usually happens to my fans.


Last I heard, Karmela got deported for trying to be a whore and trying to make a baby, she failed, despite being apparently, a ‘big mama’.

I guess you could say, she is so thick, her mum had to name her after a syrup.

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